"Sappho Was Right..." Sweatshirt

Sappho didn’t leave us thousands of years’ worth of lesbian longing just for us to ignore the obvious. She knew—and now, so do you. Whether you’re deep in your yearning era, aggressively overanalyzing a “haha yeah” text, or just here to spread the ancient gay agenda, this sweatshirt has your back (literally).

Cozy, snuggly, and perfect for late-night poetry readings or dramatic sighs into the void, this is the ultimate uniform for sapphics who understand that history’s most iconic WLW was, in fact, correct.

✨ Features:
✔ Soft, warm fabric—because lesbian pining gets chilly
✔ Perfect for wistful staring and existential realizations
✔ Warning: May lead to spontaneous poetry recitations

Throw it on, channel your inner ancient Greek lesbian, and remember—Sappho was right. 🌿✨