"In My Loretta Bush Era" Sweatshirt

Congratulations, you’ve reached the Loretta Bush era—a time of deep reflection, excessive overanalyzing, and a sudden, inexplicable attraction to her. Maybe you’ve always known. Maybe this sweatshirt just triggered a revelation. Either way, welcome. We’ve got snacks.

Cozy, relaxed-fit, and perfect for late-night spirals or aggressively rewatching that one interview, this sweatshirt is basically a warm, cotton-blend hug for your identity crisis. Whether you’re a card-carrying lesbian or just a straight woman feeling things you weren’t prepared for, this sweatshirt understands.

✨ Features:
✔ Ultra-soft fabric—because questioning your sexuality is exhausting
✔ Ideal for hiding from your feelings (or embracing them, your call)
✔ Pairs well with cryptic tweets and spontaneous life changes

Throw it on, accept your fate, and let Loretta Bush guide you to your truth. 🌈